Love: Today, three days after my "friend" tried to cut all my hair...

By sagecamreyyy - 06/11/2018 15:30

Today, three days after my "friend" tried to cut all my hair off while I was asleep, she tried to poison me with a random chemical that was under my sink. She then told me she wanted me dead because I touched her senpai. Her senpai is my brother. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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Hair code

By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 01:27 - United States - Orlando

Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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By RosaP - 28/02/2009 06:40 - Canada

Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 23 October 2018 22:06

Weaboo or actual Japanese person? Either way, get a restraining order.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 24 October 2018 4:12

Tell him to help you sort it out, and that he needs to keep her away from you until she's calmed down.

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Callyn 47

Tuesday 23 October 2018 22:06

Weaboo or actual Japanese person? Either way, get a restraining order.

zuckerburg 21

Wednesday 7 November 2018 8:35

dude, this is a criminal offense. Screw the restraining order. that crazy needs to be in jail

Seeya55 31

Wednesday 7 November 2018 15:17

Weeaboo, 14 years old and crazy; most likely!

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 24 October 2018 4:12

Tell him to help you sort it out, and that he needs to keep her away from you until she's calmed down.

mekiswrite 21

Tuesday 6 November 2018 21:08

If she's doing shit like this, HE probably doesn't want to be around her either.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 7 November 2018 19:39

True, but he's senpai, so the risk to him is minimal at the moment, and he can use that to prevent his sister from being hurt, or murdered.

WHSKitty4ever 23

Wednesday 24 October 2018 16:01

She’s crazy and wtf exactly is a Sendak? The UD definition I found didn’t make any sense to me.

weaboo 12

Tuesday 6 November 2018 20:09

It means upperclassman in Japanese and it’s a fetish for some people

Allie614032 34

Tuesday 6 November 2018 15:37

Keep her away from your brother too. If she gets this jealous of his sister, who knows how crazy she'll go in case of a messy breakup? Better to cut it off now.

maroongrad 13

Tuesday 6 November 2018 16:00

FML unless you didn't report it to the police.... That "friend" needs serious help or a stint behind bars or the next time, the victim might have a much bigger problem! If your brother hasn't ejected this person from his life, he and you need a serious heart-to-heart and some counseling for him, because, damn!