Intimacy: Bad game - FML

Bad game

By Dick the Greater - 25/10/2013 22:08

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Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

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oj101 33

Saturday 26 October 2013 5:36

Drunken words are sober thoughts.

yoimtrollin 24

Saturday 26 October 2013 5:34

Good things come in tiny packages, she doesn't know what she's missing.

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lonelyguy1995 5

Sunday 12 January 2014 20:00

Username: Dick the greater Oh the irony

maxwellkid 2

Thursday 12 June 2014 23:28

Dang

dannnngthatsux 19

Friday 12 February 2016 20:35

Then...work on your oral...simple solution.

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Monday 23 January 2017 19:36

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