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Back Rub Struggles

By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 14:00 - United States - New York

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Veroswen 3

Wednesday 17 October 2018 20:46

That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.

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Veroswen 3

Wednesday 17 October 2018 20:46

That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.

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Today, in a drunken, depressed state I thought I heard my deceased mother trying to make contact with me from beyond the grave. It took me a moment to realise that the soft voice was from the music my neighbours were playing. FML

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Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML

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Today, I got fired from a job that I've had for four days for being too "secretive." Apparently, I was leaning over my notebook so that my boss couldn't stand behind me and read what I was writing. The email literally said I was "being too sneaky". They were work notes. FML

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Today, I had to drop off my library book. I thought I'd dropped in into the library book drop, but I'd accidentally put it in the post office mail box. To get the book back, I had to explain this incident five times to three librarians, a mailman, and my sister who called me ridiculous. FML

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Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML

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Today, my wife of twelve years got drunk and told me the best sex she’s ever had was with her first ex after they broke up. FML

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Today, I took off my fake lashes. My fake lashes took off my real lashes. FML

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Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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