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Antisocial

By Hope he chokes - 10/01/2026 03:00

Today, my asswipe coworker yet again microwaved some disgusting fish dish at work, stinking out the break room for days. If we say anything, he runs to HR and complains of "racism" and "hostile work environment." God, I sound like a disgusting Trump-sucker. FML

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Saturday 10 January 2026 16:56

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Saturday 10 January 2026 16:34

If you're afraid of being called a racist, you are a disgusting Virtue Signaler.

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Saturday 10 January 2026 16:56

You all make a collective complaint? If its thats bad and disruptive...

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