By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 05:00
"Pooping and Shit"
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Corolla Conspiracy
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Mom Jokes FTW
By Embarrassed Daughter - 18/07/2017 08:26 - United States - Erlanger
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Hammertime
By ticketed - 02/07/2017 00:00
Classic scam
By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park
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By Anonymous - 08/06/2017 12:06 - Australia
Annalivliv tells us more.
Long haul
By ripped off and blown out - 08/06/2017 00:00
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Hobbies
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Assholes
By Third trimester - 26/05/2017 17:00 - Canada - Toronto
Great prank, thanks
By Eashy - 24/05/2017 14:15
Eashy tells us more.
Haha this actually got posted! Hey guys I'm the OP and just want to fill in some extra information. So I woke up 20 minutes later then I wanted to, so I just rushed to get ready and get my carry-on items together, as my luggage was packed. I had no idea my roommate used or had drugs in our shared apartment, so I graciacly accepted the pillow for my flight. After going through Security, I was stopped and arrested for drug possession, but ended up getting out later from a drug bust in my apartment, where they caught my room mate growing weed in his small closet. Again, I've never smelled or seen him smoking, so I had no idea he was a user. He also confessed that he was the one who put the drugs in my neck pillow, and they did believe him, arresting him aswell. No, I did not get any major marks on my record, but I'm still going to court for a follow up for the police to be sure im completely innocent. As for the moment, I've been asked to stay at home so that the cops can easily find me if needed, so I guess I'll have to survive of anything in my house for about a week. Again, thanks for publishing this. Ill be happy to awnser any questions you guys have :)
By Deaf and Dumb - 23/05/2017 18:00
Soft as snow
By Snow White - 22/05/2017 22:00
By yikes :/ - 22/05/2017 18:00
Amazing
By Quest for fun - 20/05/2017 04:00
Driving me mad
By Anonymous - 18/05/2017 22:00
By missinformed - 18/05/2017 12:00
By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00
Keywords
So I tried to follow this up before but my comment wasn't posted properly. OP here. Turns out I broke my ankle in 3 different places and tore some ligaments. However, I figure it could be much worse. I'm just happy I could finally get something published. The banter in the comments isn't bad either.