By jennaaa01 - 10/03/2016 04:51 - United States - Somers
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Cocobananas
By Anonymous - 09/03/2016 18:54 - United Kingdom - Carlisle
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By b5b0n36 - 06/03/2016 02:38 - United States - Los Angeles
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hey, OP here. thanks for the suggestion! I will look into it cause chilli powder was a horrible disaster hahaha
Fight! Fight! Fight!
By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 17:54 - United States - Cedar Rapids
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By kfeath1 - 01/03/2016 05:36
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Wow! This is my FML and I can't get over the number of comments! What happened was my staph infection was on the inside of my body...to look at me I looked absolutely normal. I didn't handle any food, just sat people at their tables. So those of you who are judging...relax; no contamination was given. And I had a port in my arm that I had hidden, but couldn't pull my sleeve down over because it was so big. As for the lady, she just wanted something to complain about. She saw the spots where the port had been and just wanted to complain about it. My manager should have stood up for me, but he didn't and instead decided to tell me that a person complained and I needed to heed what she said. It was a ridiculous time and I'm glad I'm healthy again.
Cool cool cool
By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 22:56 - United States - San Bruno
Pregnancy woes
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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 11:06 - United States - Maryville
By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 22:31 - United States - Malden
By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 20:22 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth
Make it stop
By Anonameow - 26/02/2016 00:31 - United States - Nanticoke
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By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 16:39 - France - Issy-les-moulineaux
By arrow - 23/02/2016 20:39 - United States - Pomona
Foot meet mouth
By goodjobme - 23/02/2016 06:53 - United States - Torrance
By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Pittsburgh
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By leena - 23/02/2016 00:55 - United States - Encinitas
Nice spread
By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver
Are you sure?
By yourekillingme - 19/02/2016 04:12 - United States - Mission
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hey guys, OP here, and thank you all so much for the well-wishes. I forgot to log in before I posted the fml. I had a meniscus repair surgery, actually the second time I've had it done. I'm loving all your puns though. and to those saying to take the stockings off for a short time, my doctor wants me to keep them on until tomorrow, so I'll have had them on for a full two days. I'm not allowed to shower yet, seeing as my surgery was yesterday and he wants me to wait 48 hours.