anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00 Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML 6 420 1 885
Anonymous - 20/08/2015 12:37 - Portugal - Lisbon Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML 27 788 4 020
hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML 31 320 8 875