•
•
•

Alpha_Q_Hard

1

0

7

1

129

3

Alpha_q_hard

my life is a black comedy. I can relate to almost anybody on this site...

Alpha_q_hard -

Alpha_q_hard -

FMLbot_fml

Alpha_q_hard

lovers5201

Khaleesi_2...

Alpha_q_hard

Alpha_q_hard

anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

6 420

1 885

Anonymous - 20/08/2015 12:37 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML

27 788

4 020

hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

31 320

8 875