candy_XoX

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Oxford, UK
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Wednesday 13 April 1994

Candy_xox

Well my names Cindy, i change the color of my hair constantly, i hate two faced people, i don't understand men what so ever :/ :L true shit. And the one thing I'm not, is easy.

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