Anonymous - 18/05/2011 07:26 - United States Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML 31 387 9 343
Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML 51 587 17 242