Anonymous - 25/07/2012 10:54 - United States - Murrieta Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML 31 569 13 837
Defeated Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08 Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML 39 195 5 462