Anonymous - 20/01/2011 03:44 - United States Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML 40 076 8 339
cantstoplaughing - 06/10/2010 04:32 - United States Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML 43 839 4 016