zombielettuce

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

1
Badges!

0
Comments

606
Visits

5
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Zombielettuce

Not specified

Zombielettuce - Followers

Zombielettuce - Followed

Zombielettuce's page visits

lovers5201

Marie1994

Plastic_St...

dotalover

Global_Use...

The_Tenth_...

WannabeeWi...

michel242o

loveisthew...

Fucked!

Zombielettuce's FML badges

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Zombielettuce's favorite FMLs

By lifebecrazed - 17/01/2013 16:57

Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML

agreeclassic 32 364

vote type 1 2 961

Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

agreeclassic 34 460

vote type 1 3 397

By WhatTheFaf - 01/09/2011 14:40 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML

agreeclassic 40 049

vote type 1 2 975

By Fredgruff - 09/01/2010 13:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML

agreeclassic 25 496

vote type 1 6 827

By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

agreeclassic 9 143

vote type 1 39 933