Scary, Birds Animals You were warned

You were warned

kko - - United States

Today, a man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

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Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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Customer of the day

oped01 - - United States - Cape Coral

Today, in a department store, a woman with a parrot sitting on her shoulder was trying to return a coffee maker. She explained that she had to return the coffee maker because the bird didn't like it sitting on the kitchen counter. FML

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Paranoid

MaddyN - - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

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Watch out!

FlyLikeABird - - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how birds feel when they fly into windows. I should be getting the hospital bill for my broken nose in the mail soon. FML

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Rewind time

supersmashpika - - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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Sirens

yumx24 - - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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The left hand, the right hand

Anonymous - - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

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I'll leave you to it then…

scared shitless in ohio - - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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Roaming gangs

23yearoldtoddler - - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

... - - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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volley4eva1698 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:50

birds are so ungrateful these days

ritbbehindu 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:54

those are some angry birds

becca47 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:25

Jacksonville!!! that's where I live!!(:

PinkHorset 5

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:29

This made my day 

grapisy 8

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:41

They were evil vampire birds. Feeding them normal food just makes them hungry.

lyndz_20 8

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:43

LMFAO!!!

MA_COTA 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 2:11

hope they ate ur eyes

nadyy14 8

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:13

feel bad for you guys. people like the man feeding this bird don't think properly

ChelseaWelsea 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:38

Haha sorry brah

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:14

Ugh, bird feeders. I feel your pain OP. I live in an area where we have a legion of people who feed the pigeons. You wind up wading through pigeons. At least they're too fat to be aggressive...