Bodyshaming, Awkward Kids You little knob - FML

You little knob

keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

47 713

8 605

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

73 357

11 656

Anonymous - 15/10/2013 17:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after months of exercise and diets and finally reaching my ideal weight, I told my morbidly obese cousin about my success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, you're still ugly." FML

51 399

5 803

fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

23 715

49 924

fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

60 741

10 598

Weird family

Anonymous - 31/08/2022 04:00

Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML

1 249

108

Unboyfriendable

Emotional Damage - 25/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML

502

101

Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

59 892

6 073

brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

21 319

36 658

Some shade thrown

Anonymous - 01/06/2025 09:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was babysitting my four year-old cousin when she asked if I had a boyfriend. I said no, and she responded, “Oh. That makes sense.” I’ve been emotionally defeated by someone whose favorite word is “poop.” FML

353

92

Awful line of inquiry

teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

56 089

7 436

mastamouse 12

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:10

Time to bring out the belt

purplebabytacos1 14

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:09

That's horrible. I'm sorry OP! He needs to learn respect. Hopefully, He isn't such an ass when he gets older!

Sierra7211 17

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:53

Some children are very honest and haven't learned how to express it tactfully yet.. Some are just assholes.

kazmie 8

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:58

Clearly he needs to learn some respect via ass whooping or loss of teeth via slap to his smart ass mouth.

depressingrage 5

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:58

I would have said "I don't know ask your father."

can_you_not_ 10

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:01

His parents must not discipline him at all.

bennyboi7 5

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:03

What goes around comes around... Let karma deal with him :)

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:04

Time to nail his ass to the wall… with big nails!

robdesaint 6

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:23

I feel that if the kid doesn't learn respect, he is going to grow up and be a major twat

quiet_storm09 17

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:27

Is this kid's name Cartman by any chance?

ShowMeKay 20

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:49

Haha. I just heard "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned!" in my head. OP could be Cartman too?

quiet_storm09 17

Sunday 29 June 2014 0:16

He needs to respect her authority!

Confidentkid 10

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:31

I hit you deserved it by accident and I want to tell you I don't think you deserve it and I would've smacked him for talking like that.

Birdclawz 17

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:41

Hit him, it's the only way he will learn

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Kids Parenting Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Intimacy Suspicious Sex Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

30 155

3 061

Today, the guy I've been dating told me with a wink that before he'll go on any more dates, he'd require me to take a series of "oral exams" to prove I'm right for him. I think he actually expected that to work. NEXT. FML

48 598

6 178

Today, I've zero motivation to even live life. I've stopped doing even the little things I like. My husband tries hard to cheer me up and keep things going, but I just want to curl into a ball and die. I'm too scared to take depression medication as it makes me fat. FML

275

359

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

55 045

3 850

Today, I got a phone call from my cheating ex, asking if I would go out with him tonight. After 3 years of no contact, I decided to give him another chance and gave him my address for his GPS. I was then told that I lived too far and he didn't want to drive. He cancelled. I live 15 minutes away. FML

13 874

28 255

Today, my girlfriend and I are fighting because I refuse to buy a new car. Apparently, I should put myself balls-deep in debt instead of hunting for a bargain, because it's "embarrassing" for me to buy a used car. This coming from the woman who tries to reuse bath water. FML

1 137

172