Yikes

By nycgirl424 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 113
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Same thing different taste

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doglover100 28

I would tell him you've met someone else, and make him the dumpee.

I'd have texted him back right away and asked who he's gonna break up with, ending the text with 'Love you too!'