Whodunnit

By emily - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cellphone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
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naem 0

Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

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Sevenfold 0

wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

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maxupinflames 0

no, it wasn't the dead people. aren't you the smart one. i don't even understand this one. what the hell?

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love_the_fame 0

Come on, you guys, it's OBVIOUS that the zombies did this. And I don't blame them too. It's so hard finding a job when you're a zombie, they probably stole it so they could sell it on ebay for some money. My old roommate was a zombie, and he stole all my boxers :(( FML

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eccentrix 12

YDI retroactively for posting this.

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ANTONKR 0

my theory is somebody who you thought was dead wasn't dead. He woke up, stole your phone and ran away.

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sweetpea129 0

oh please, obv you lost it you retard.

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Compass 0

Love your sense of humor, but have you considered: 1) Zombies 2) Your phone was stolen somewhere other than your workplace. 3) You lost your phone.

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skater4life5253 0

this fml is stuped. go die:)

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Packer4 14

or was it..... DUN DUN DUNNN!!!!!

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