YDI for being a lightweight!

lol that sucks to be you.

I love these situations ahaahahaha last time I got drunk, I passed out on the beach

If you drank enough to pass out, that's undoubtedly your fault. Hopefully you've learned to take it easy next time. You can drink without going overboard. :P

hahaha drunk people (:

and your butthole was sore too? i'm so sorry!

Thank you...this makes my life seem so much easier.

u got self-pants

i hope op is not female

This is why you take your shoes off. A) You won't get pranked by your drinking buddies, and B) you're not going to walk far if you're too drunk to get them back on.