Well that's embarrassing...

"Stella5127" - 29/11/2017 16:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our first apartment together by having a bloodcurdling, hot, screaming lovemaking session. Once we were done, we lay happily in each other's arms when we heard the neighbour say, no louder than a whisper, "They're done just in time for for the news." FML
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JasonThorn 20

Well, no one can say your timing isn't good...

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snailsinyourtea 15

More like fml for your neighbours.

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KingAdrock 16

This isn't an "F my life. This is an "F, my life is awesome!"

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K1707 4

I'll never understand screaming while having sex. It's not hot and you're being a piece of shit to everyone listening to your fake pornstar noises.

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Ravencat 7

Haha well sometimes sex IS that good... but I agree it's gross and disrespectful to do it in an apartment.

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Ravencat 7

Pretty dumb to have loud sex in an apartment if you don't get off on other people hearing you.

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