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By joshualover - 23/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML

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You deserved it 28 361

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By LifeLikeLemons - 14/11/2016 23:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 471

You deserved it 2 512

Panic on the streets

By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 558

You deserved it 49 652

By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 540

You deserved it 45 582

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 201

You deserved it 3 564

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 847

You deserved it 3 763

Cool your boots

By AmberKCole - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 613

You deserved it 101 436

By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 086

You deserved it 52 744

Stalking

By Idiot32 - 25/05/2019 02:00

Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 697

You deserved it 2 732

By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 308

You deserved it 35 612

By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 900

You deserved it 49 584

schwancy 2

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:10

Uuuuh ok?

null_fml 11

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:28

...Betty White?

Comments

starile 19

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:34

I've never heard of "seirons" before; must be an antiquated form of "siren". Bc Sirens sing you to a watery grave.

jett_0621 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:34

lame? lol

elementomega 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:34

it's an fml because her life is so boring enough that she has to comment how lame she is..

iSexxxy 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:37

Lawl.[x

hellokittywhore 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:37

ummm.... ok. sucks but move on with your life.

jkgfdxb 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:38

hahaha wow how is this a fml?

doink 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:39

Today, I had a slight inconvience. FML

doink 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:43

*inconvenience. Wow

Mylees 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:39

so no one was hurt, not a FML at all, quite the opposite, funny gotta love crazy old ladies

Jimboom 11

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:55

YDI for having the radio on that loud that you thought the siren on it was an actual siren. Try turning it down and you might be slightly more aware of your surroundings.

Kanvis78 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:57

Today , I was cruising on my harley when some young whippersnapper was driving real slow in front of me. Then the punk pulled over real fast and scared the pee right out of me. FML :)