We're bad at this

Anonymous - 12/08/2014 20:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML
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everton99 16

At the rate the post was going I truly thought he was going to say "and then I discovered she really was dead. FML"

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kalbrek009 20

There is no "lack" of semen from a regular or "botched" vasectomy...in fact there's pretty much the same amount, just no sperm...did you know that or are you as ignorant as the "living dead girl" you were having sex with, that you lied to? Ask a urologist if you don't believe it....or at least do some research into things you're going to lie about...YDI

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clair_brodie 35

To be fair men can ****** without ejaculating. I wouldn't have bothered lying and just said it wasn't doing it for me and left.

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clair_brodie 35

Unfortunately a lot get through (I moderate, decline some, then see them show up anyways).

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