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By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 03:59

Unfortunately, I had extremely bad gas all weekend due to being lactose intolerant which carried into today. I thought I had enough time to sneak a fart out his morning before my wife and babysitter came into the kitchen, turns out I was wrong. I had to blame the dog FML......
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tl;dr: you were lactose intolerant over the weekend and until today but not before or after and that's why you had to fart. Yup.

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tl;dr: you were lactose intolerant over the weekend and until today but not before or after and that's why you had to fart. Yup.