Unbelievable
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia
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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States
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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada
By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia
You suck at picking up women.
YDI for saying something stupid like that...and for not stopping her and explaining.
This is neither FYL nor YDI. You actually saved yourself a much more serious FML, she might be a prostitute or psychotic serial killing men-hater or even a criminal that would take advantage of you in a way or another, I would've done exactly the same. There's a simple rule to apply in such cases: if the chick is hot and she approaches you, whether you're Brad Pitt or Elephant Man you have to be careful because there's a snake in the grass. The reason ? - A self-confident hot chick never approaches men, ever. Body language is largely sufficient to attract guys and hot chicks have a reputation to protect (they never sell themselves cheap) - A hot chick with self-confidence issues doesn't approach random guys either, precisely because of those very issues. Remember, when it's hot, it burns. And last but not least, we guys are like the T-rex in Jurassic Park 1, we don't like food to be brought to us, we like to hunt our own food.
what a complete jackass
you guys posting YDI are a bunch of asses. i can relate to the OP on this one.
dont look a gift horse in the mouth
get over it.
You could have saved some rump by adding a compliment at the end... YDI
thats a dumb line.... that's kind of a weird thing to say when meeting a person
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maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks
youre an idiot