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By Theater_Chef_3 - 19/06/2016 03:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, while working the slides at the water park I work at, I had a man scream at me because I was making him follow the rules. According to him he shouldn't have to follow the rules since he's older than I am. FML

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Elgrin 15

Monday 20 June 2016 6:03

Don't enforce the rules on him then. Let him kill himself and do the rest of humanity a favor.

MrZed_fml 11

Sunday 19 June 2016 20:21

How old is he?

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MrZed_fml 11

Sunday 19 June 2016 20:21

How old is he?

GhostFox 33

Monday 20 June 2016 4:23

Whatever his physical age, I'm seriously wondering if he is developmentally stalled- that sort of logic sounds like a 10-12 year old bossing trying to boss around younger kids.

Elgrin 15

Monday 20 June 2016 6:03

Don't enforce the rules on him then. Let him kill himself and do the rest of humanity a favor.

gracysaurus 4

Monday 20 June 2016 22:49

[ignore, wrong post]

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