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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 01:03 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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Hacksaw 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

Turn in your penis and get out; you are a man no longer.

jloveee 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 9:16

hahaha your sister is awesome :)

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squiggy37 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 14:20

fkn gr8 call from the sis!

calebg23 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 0:57

ha! so how old is she?

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Saturday 17 April 2010 16:41

Your sister owns.... XD

88sforlife 0

Friday 23 April 2010 5:14

You Just Got Powned By Your Little Sister

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Friday 30 July 2010 2:14

lmfao this is the best fml ever. ot: get ur man card back

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Tuesday 10 August 2010 10:33

wicked sister

Sarah6244 0

Monday 6 September 2010 4:57

And how old is your sister?

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Friday 8 October 2010 21:10

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! AT ALL!!

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Friday 15 October 2010 4:26

You just got OWNED

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Saturday 29 January 2011 3:45

hahaha!!(: that is hilarious!!!!:D

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