Miscellaneous: Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal...

By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML

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Thursday 8 November 2012 18:49

Shave your head, grow out your 'stache, and embrace your masculinity.

teague95 16

Thursday 8 November 2012 18:50

tell him "nah ain't me, but ill whip both these *******"

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Friday 9 November 2012 15:58

I know how you feel i was arrseted at my school for food fighting and five people told the cops that i didnt do it

hateevryone 14

Friday 9 November 2012 20:25

That sucks. Change your appearance.

blutopaz 5

Friday 9 November 2012 21:27

Are you sure? Cause, I mean, he did get you on camera...

MexicanGinger 5

Saturday 10 November 2012 16:22

Those guys must've had boobs...

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 14 November 2012 14:03

Oh you poor thing I know that feeling because I am overweight I've been called a guy I think I prefer people thinking I'm pregnant at least then they realize I am a chick