By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28

I just see it coming.. someone is bound to say, "that blows."

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SpikyG 3

Someone send this guy/girl a box of tissue (and lotion).

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secretsymbiote21 5

that really sucks. the best of people can laugh at themselves

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jesspie 8

I've done that before - both eardrums went. Hope you're feeling ok OP, don't do any sudden movements, you'll probably be very dizzy.

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Sai_Run614 7

A sneeze is one tenth of a orgasim. Doesnt matter had sex.

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Posthuman 26

If it's 1/10, the OP really only got foreplay. ALMOST had sex

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gmc_blossom 21

70- Doesn't matter. ******.

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conholio33 28

Sorry to hear that OP hope you get well soon

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nancyschmancy 9

It could have been w

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nancyschmancy 9

F'ing iPod. You could have peed yourself too. Wouldn't that have been horrifying? Did you literally blow the drum out? Or did you ear just pop like a mofo?

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pennies_lane 6

Yes, the ear drum flew right out of the ear and went rolling across the floor :/

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nancyschmancy 9

I meant blow a hole in it. But your comment did make me laugh!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Hearing loss is painless and progressive, my friend.

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sataris20 5

If you would actually sneeze and not surpress it like so many women do, your body wouldn't have to keep sneezing. It's a natural function, let it happen!!!!

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deems33 1

That blowsss! Hahaha jkkk! I only said that cuz she said that! /

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