Intimacy: Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

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Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

actingbro 3

Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

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Hammer940 7

Monday 15 August 2011 9:52

Almost like diddling the little man in the canoe

divadevon 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 14:50

Yes! Old man in the canoe! Nobody references this anymore!

merrywanna 0

Monday 15 August 2011 9:56

well this makes me wanna jack my bean stalk.

byteolu 0

Monday 15 August 2011 22:51

Love the profile pic

val2010 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:18

LOL

beebeeL 1

Monday 15 August 2011 10:04

Wooww, flicking your bean... Okay then...

DeVaughnS 5

Monday 15 August 2011 10:07

I hate that damn term

DeVaughnS 5

Monday 15 August 2011 10:10

I hate that damn term

iheartme13 1

Monday 15 August 2011 10:10

"flicking the bean" ?!? Ha ha

xcarxcrashx 9

Monday 15 August 2011 10:10

Yes cause masturbating is that important that your life is ******. Flicking my bean sounds gross too.

minimoues1928 0

Monday 15 August 2011 10:12

What is flicking my bean

jazzybaby179 22

Monday 15 August 2011 10:15

**** your beans Life.. not being able to cum!

GiantEvilCookie 6

Monday 15 August 2011 10:17

Aww.... :(

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