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By aurora320 - 19/07/2016 19:50 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, when confronting my boyfriend about slapping a girl's ass in the club, he claimed: "There was a mosquito on it." FML

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By Don’t Think About It. - 26/08/2019 16:00

Today, I smacked a big mosquito that had landed on my leg. My boyfriend then said to me, "I wonder if their mouth snaps off when you slap them, and now it’s stuck in your skin." Thanks. Thanks a lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2012 00:49 - United States - Dansville

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

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By tickyette - 14/09/2010 07:27 - United States

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 00:01 - Spain - Barcelona

Today, I had to explain to a lady that the reason I mindlessly touched my crotch was to itch a mosquito bite. She didn't believe me, and called me a pervert. FML

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By anonymous - 04/10/2017 20:51

Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML

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Headshot!

By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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Marking territory

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, while on a picnic with my boyfriend, he got a little drunk. All of a sudden, he got up, pulled his pants down and pissed all over me. His excuse? "Just marking my territory." FML

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By awkardtaco - 28/09/2018 13:30

Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML

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By foxbrat - 11/10/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

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Wednesday 20 July 2016 12:09

Tell him he has a mosquito on his face and do the same.

stryder9090 28

Wednesday 20 July 2016 12:24

Well you wouldn't want anyone to suffer the pain of mosquito bite on their ass would you?

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waleedma 18

Wednesday 20 July 2016 22:57

Wawoooo he has great eye sight!

wonandonly 11

Wednesday 20 July 2016 23:01

"He's just preventing Zika from spreading"

interesting33 36

Wednesday 20 July 2016 23:10

People who pinch or slap girls' asses in clubs are the worst. It is horrible - and normally you don't even know who did it

Triplegoddess11 13

Thursday 21 July 2016 4:21

It's funny, but I sincerely hope he doesn't believe you're that stupid!!

mcruff 12

Thursday 21 July 2016 4:45

Why do the assholes have to be so clever?

angbelles 5

Thursday 21 July 2016 5:25

You mean ex-boyfriend right?? Because who would seriously stay with a guy like that. Sorry OP, you deserve better.

nonamebranding 12

Thursday 21 July 2016 6:48

Then you slap his face and tell him it's the same mosquito. He's a creep.

Sparx1_1 16

Thursday 21 July 2016 8:26

If he can lie this easily over the things you can see imagine how easily he'll like about things you are not around to see.

MiraRose 19

Thursday 21 July 2016 9:50

I hope you dumped his ass OP. That's completely ridiculous!

HolyyMolyy 13

Thursday 21 July 2016 10:01

He found a mosquito on a girl's ass in a club? He's definitely got a brilliant vision ;)

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