Transportation: Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before...

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

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By waterlogged - 22/09/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML

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By Username - 28/05/2010 06:20 - France

Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 22:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML

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By Chris - 02/02/2010 05:40 - France

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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By Soaked - 31/07/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML

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By Mom2boysonly - 15/06/2018 20:30

Today, the AC broke in the car I bought brand new last August. My 3.5-year-old hates wind, even from the sunroof being open, and there's no fix for the "manufacturing defect" so far. FML

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Butter fingers

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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By Banana_Lord - 03/03/2015 10:41 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

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Richisme 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 23:18

now its ready 4 sex

ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 10 August 2010 23:14

Manual windows FTW! :O Better than being cold and wet.

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RRC_fml 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 8:20

jus how I make ur mom, hot and wet ;)

Brittney_E 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 8:33

yup and idc freeze(:

lizzilla8297 2

Wednesday 11 August 2010 16:07

ydi for posting this FML twice, asshole.

JokeMeister 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:48

What did you do? Karmas a bitch.

dickster 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:28

Now it matches your mangina.

thatonek1d 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:53

hot and wet. just how I like women. and naked. and horny.

poisonfrog7 2

Monday 16 August 2010 1:59

the problem with that is, he can't get it up.

marsmelow 3

Tuesday 17 August 2010 1:31

switch the last word with chick

GhostDuck 30

Monday 26 March 2012 3:53

Hot and wet? Sounds like the beginning of a car porno. xP

alchemist27 13

Thursday 14 February 2013 0:18

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