Today, Tinder matched me with my cheating ex husband. For the... - FML

SwipeLeeeeft - 27/04/2018 20:42

Today, Tinder matched me with my cheating ex husband. For the 2nd time. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
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Teanna Glassel 1

Tuesday 1 May 2018 2:38

that would mean you swiped right too though...

cbchawks 14

Friday 18 May 2018 12:17

It's not a dating site...

Teanna Glassel 1

Tuesday 1 May 2018 2:38

that would mean you swiped right too though...

cbchawks 14

Friday 18 May 2018 12:17

It's not a dating site...

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Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML

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Today, you could think I was hosting a festival. Main event: Aunt Flow & The Zits. Preceded by: Mopey & the Munchies. After Party with: The Bloats and The Farts. Whoever hasn’t left by then will have to see The Bloody Underpants. FML

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Today, I realized that when someone's pregnant or introduces me to their kids, they're saying, "I had sex with this person" and now I can’t stop visualizing it. Keep me out of your personal life, Tom. FML

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Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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