Intimacy: Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife... - FML

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By weirdoe - 07/02/2016 09:17 - Italy - Palermo

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Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

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BlueBaronBitch 22

Monday 8 February 2016 0:35

"Yeah you're the man, you sexy beast"

JuzReading 23

Monday 8 February 2016 0:37

Did you moan your name out as well?

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seahawksfan900 11

Friday 12 February 2016 3:26

Kanye is that you?!

blueotcxx 2

Friday 12 February 2016 6:19

This is when you KNOW you're a narcissist.

Derp_Jerpinson 2

Saturday 13 February 2016 11:41

umm....was the OP trying to reenact the scene from american psycho when christian bale had those 2 hookers?

ExtremelyHeaven 11

Thursday 3 March 2016 0:35

Then you should either talk to your wife, or let her have someone who will appreciate her.

blueyekai 17

Wednesday 4 May 2016 5:38

Calm down Kanye

NeikeaX 3

Friday 22 July 2016 21:24

I do this too. ? My bf does turn me on though, just not as much as me imagining I'm him screwing me.

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