Love: Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 08:14 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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By what the fuck - 25/08/2013 19:28 - Malaysia - Petaling Jaya

Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, because he refused to believe he needed to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game for his grandson. He ended up calling my manager and trying to get me fired for scamming him. FML

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By lilshoobydoo14 - 15/10/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML

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Grumpy git

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 02:00

Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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By DesignNerd - 25/01/2019 18:00

Today, my best friend excitedly told me all about this new video game she'd just discovered that she thought I'd love. It was her Xmas present from me 2 years ago. FML

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Catchy

By Apcn - 05/06/2014 20:05 - France - Concarneau

Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well - for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

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AyeItsMobleyy 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:10

lmao, at least you'll be a good train driver?

YaLuckyGal 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 16:11

LOL trains are cool though..:3

Comments

cheapluxury 4

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:02

YDI for taking advice. o.e

Freyr_fml 2

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:08

lol owned

jamjenni2774 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:38

what a f-in asshole!!

mustardcat 1

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:53

did u think it was yoga training or something?

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 26 September 2010 20:02

You're a guy as well. You should have an in dept knowledge of shitty games already. Just don't get the bus simulator.

santoro2020 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 20:10

haha no such game! But of course you wouldnt care

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 26 September 2010 20:13

Just think of it as "train"ing before he recommends you some more exciting games. Lololololol.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 26 September 2010 21:30

Return the game and buy Fable 2 insteas.

beetman5 4

Monday 27 September 2010 1:03

You can't be a proud owner if you write an FML about it. also, I like trains. BEEEEEP

Shaggy_92 5

Monday 27 September 2010 1:53

faaaaggggggiiiitttttttttttttt god made Adam and eve not Adam and Steve....... ydddiiiiiu

attatood 8

Monday 27 September 2010 3:12

@#111 Who says there's a God?? Asshole! You are such a dipshit.

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