Intimacy: Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could...

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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By TingBarter - 09/07/2009 15:00 - United States

Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML

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By jaymash - 22/10/2011 13:25 - United States

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2020 17:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML

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By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 19:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg

Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

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By Oh no - 13/10/2018 03:00

Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:07

If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:04

Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank

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CrysisAverted 5

Friday 7 September 2012 1:25

Just name it "Nude Modeling" next time, if they click it after seeing that well, your both in the wrong

picante72 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 11:20

So is the read folder where you store your homework files called "****"?

esserskat 12

Sunday 8 September 2013 20:09

You too?

nick3600 22

Sunday 24 November 2013 23:27

WHY would you download **** and change the name of the folder when you know you might use the computer for school

Wasted1Time 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 2:20

Why do you keep **** on a thumb drive?

TheFallen018 4

Monday 28 July 2014 16:58

Just saying, I usually encrypt about a gigabyte of the flash drive, and make it password protected if I ever want to hide ****.

charluk 10

Wednesday 24 December 2014 23:06

he could have made the folder hidden or password protected

whyme5200 17

Friday 8 May 2015 12:53

ydi for not calling it something to ward off kids like mine is named scary....so yeah I don't know how to end one of these.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 27 October 2015 22:52

You can hide files.

Diamond_don 18

Monday 12 September 2016 7:05

It's free online

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