By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

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Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML
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brinaaa_fml 4

Maybe you should make sure not to let him into your room ever again :)

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sirpantselot 22

Also, asking not to get thumbed down is a) a guarantee you will get thumbed down, and b) pretty much an admission that it's deserved

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Iknowsomestuff 9

I can't get past the fact that he tells his friends.

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HeyArnold91 8

Why does the 'Brady Bunch Movie' come to mind? O.o

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Marmalade Boy... For you otakus out there...

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Do you not like him or what? I mean is there actual potential for a relationship there?

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otaku25 4

It's just like an anime I have seen kissxsis but If he is just trying to get in your pants he is a terrible person

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Emilym1030 5

My step brother just said "I've had the hots for you for like 3 years now" to my face I feel ya

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the_true_batman 10

What was your response? "Really?! It's only been two years for me. Your room or mine?"

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skyeyez9 24

Peoples' crush interests change often. Hopefully he will find another girl to lust over very soon.

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1994bitches 12

So, why were you looking in the first place? Still, fyl.

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