By Anonymous - 27/10/2011 15:24 - United Kingdom

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Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML
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Olovio 5

If only you were a witch. You could just point your wand at your uterus and shout FETUS DELETUS!

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SkardeyKat 3

I've been in a situation almost exactly like this. Think twice before making any decisions based on fear of the unknown. My children ended up being such a blessing and saved my life. And to think, I didn't even want them!

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podsy 2

Man I feel your pain. This is exactly how I now have 2 beautiful children. P.s. I don't drink anymore. My children are the best thing to happen to me though.

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somewizdom 15

I'm guessing he got you drunk to knock you up. Well played.

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wazdog 4

You might be tempted but don't kill your fetus just because you were drunk, horny and careless one night.

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Feklfekl2222 32

Why not? I'm sorry but abortions are legal for a reason

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Zomg_Okay 26

42 - Its a matter of principal, not legality. Many people consider abortion as murder.

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cutiepie1991 4

"You know how they say 'don't drink and drive', don't drink and bone..."

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lvl19virgin 0

So get an abortion, duh. This shouldn't be an fml if it has an easy solution

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mrwiggles5422 4

I'm sorry but i must say: bahahahahaha! that's what you get for not making him wear a jimmy. your motto should be "no balloon, no party" from now on.

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firemedic919 0

guess that's what us get huh. better luck next time.

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MeMoUpT 0

Lol that's why women shouldn't drink alcohol don't blame it on the alcohol blame it on yourself young one lmao

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