Intimacy: Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way...

By fd - 16/01/2009 13:36 - United States

Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML

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You deserved it 38 437

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 06:00 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that all together, I have mono, strep, a UTI, and a enlarged spleen. How am I going to tell my friend that I made out with his dad, and now his dad is sick? This man gives his newborn kisses every night. FML

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You deserved it 1 500

By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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Because of him

By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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Ménage à nope

By 3somer - 20/08/2017 04:29

Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML

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You deserved it 5 197

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 99

By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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You deserved it 4 141

By anonymous - 04/07/2012 14:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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You deserved it 7 376

The situation

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 14:00 - Netherlands - Katwijk aan Zee

Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML

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You deserved it 199

Catching up

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 23:01

Today, I got a message from my crush, with whom I had a one night stand with a few months ago. I was really surprised and excited to see his name pop up on my phone. Turns out, he only messaged me to accuse me of giving him mono, and then he blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 279

dani_fizzle 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:08

hey man better than aids

khaldun 0

Monday 16 February 2009 12:12

Haha. I got mono last semester and had to withdraw from school. It's the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing for two straight months, even if it does suck for awhile. And at least the way you got it was rather epic... To this day I still don't know how I got it, which pisses me off even more, I think.

Comments

stronzo20 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:41

threesomes are fun but sometimes you have to accept the risk that come with it but it is important to trust the person.

dani_fizzle 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:08

hey man better than aids

cmb8280 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:31

Win

Pearson_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:35

that's the thing about three ways, typically people who will have sex with two other people are f***ed up, and that's why you have three ways or four ways, or giant orgies, you make sure you know every person involved so you don't end up with crabs.....and then come home to your girlfriend the next day, only for her to realize you were NOT at a bar with some friends, and she yells at you and throws all your stuff outside......anyway, KNOW THE PEOPLE YOU HAVE SEX WITH! FML.

rinzlerkitty94 31

Friday 8 January 2016 4:19

Jealous much?

AnneFTW 17

Friday 1 May 2009 19:58

You deserve it, threesomes are disgusting. I really can't understand why some people have them...

cmb8280 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 8:33

Just because YOU don't understand something doesn't mean you can judge others for it. I don't understand being a stuck up prude, but I don't think you deserve mono for it

Pearson_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 6:30

thank you #23, the most intimate sex you will ever have is one on one.

Gibbio260 0

Friday 5 June 2009 14:27

hmmm all this talkabout mono is all well and good but what im interested in is comment 4 by anon "Mine was 3 months, but not bad. My sister and ex never got it though"......................im not sure what to make of that