Education and Miscellaneous: Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school...

By AlienZ - 12/04/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML

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By IMSERIOUS - 22/01/2014 19:23 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

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By Tallow101 - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML

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You deserved it 6 668

Not under my watch!

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 22:00

Today, I told my dad I want to enlist in the army and he tried to lock me in my room. He did almost the same thing when I told him I wanted to do certain college courses to make it easier to become a police officer, only there was a lot more swearing and throwing of objects. FML

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You deserved it 215

By Gayeveryday - 15/04/2012 04:12 - Canada - Truro

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 05:38

Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 763

Slip of the tongue

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 23:00

Today, a few army recruiters came to my school to discuss their jobs with us. When asked to say our name and what we wanted to do when we were older, I said I wanted to be a prosecutor. Everyone started laughing. Turns out everyone thought I said prostitute, including the recruiters. FML

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You deserved it 230

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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You deserved it 63 132

By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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You deserved it 13 320

Incomplete freedom

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad drunkenly ranted about how I should volunteer for the military because of the crisis in the Middle East. I refused; I'm in college on two scholarships and have listened to stories of why his service still gives him nightmares. I had to hide all the phones to keep him from calling the recruiters. FML

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You deserved it 123

balor_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:59

No internet in the military, so enjoy your Private life without more FML sharing.

Juli_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:16

my parents thought i should go to military school too, when in reality i had no reason to at all. anyone else think there should be a 'parents' section on here?

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cash_08 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:38

I was thinking the same thing #21, then I decided I wouldn't benefit at all from emailing him...

timemaster666666 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:31

#17 is an idiot. he probably created that email . who knows. and OP . there is nothing wrong with military school i recommend Culver :D best of luck!!

infantrygirl 0

Monday 13 April 2009 3:29

What's wrong with military school?

omgitsseejay 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 8:34

um, they pay ur college. u learn discipline. u get more respect out of people. it's good on job applications. this isn't an FML. this should be a MLIFS [My Life Is ******* Set]

SmallTownCutie 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:54

haha that almost spells MILFS XD

Telcontar14 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 21:48

well this explains why you're going to military school. Do you always blow your parents off?

retrosaxaphone 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 8:50

Why are all the other comments like thats ok its good on colledge? THAT STINKZ! Lol watch some teacher is gonna post a comment trashing me out. Do your best!

HashBrownieKing 0

Monday 25 January 2010 6:21

Millitary school isnt that bad. Beleive me. Ive been there.

Compass 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:10

OP, if you don't want to go, I could go for you.

My2864 1

Thursday 10 June 2010 1:02

**** you OP you make it sound like its a ba thing .. im going when im 18 completely voluntary.. just another year atleast you actually get to do something for your country