Intimacy: Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my...

By CD. - 11/01/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML

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By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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By lisahb - 19/06/2012 22:16 - United States - Detroit

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2016 01:40 - United States - Walnut

Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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Way to beat the "weird dad" allegations

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 08:31

Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML

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mfinn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:22

I agree with your boyfriend.

iamazombie 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:28

wow poor you, your boyfriend is smart and open to talking about sex. your life sucks -.-

Comments

e_stone_85 3

Monday 27 February 2012 11:48

good for you having a smart man like that ... to bad your mum didn't listen ...

keidus324 6

Wednesday 25 April 2012 9:28

Not usually.. Always..

YeahCourse 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 23:42

I think that's cool that your significant other is ok with talking like that with your mom or you. Shows maturity.

EmmiAnne 25

Sunday 22 July 2012 2:26

The ****** is the ONLY self cleaning organ, out of either gender.

SrakaSrakasta 20

Thursday 31 October 2013 15:40

Nope, so is the eye.

lumosella11 5

Thursday 8 November 2012 16:10

That sounds like my boyfriend XD.

sugarbear0727 19

Tuesday 22 January 2013 17:53

Its bad to douche. It dries your ****** out. Any doctor will tell you that.

how_to_implode 17

Friday 28 February 2014 5:39

It could have been awkward, but since your boyfriend is obviously comfortable with the topic I don't see why you're complaining. FMLs like these really baffle me.

Onyx3288 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 20:08

Just be glad your boyfriend actually knows a thing or two about the female anatomy. Many men don't know left from right when it comes to that stuff. And your mom is just trying to help. Either way you have two people who seem pretty comfortable with their sexuality, what's wrong with that?