Miscellaneous: Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the...

By LetMeOut - 11/11/2013 18:02 - United States - Richmond

Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while my husband and I were cleaning out a closet, he went outside to throw out some trash. He was taking a long time to return and I went to make sure he was OK. He was in the living room watching TV instead of helping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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By Ali - 19/05/2025 04:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my husband came home and sat in his car out front for fifteen minutes. I went and knocked on the door, asking what he was doing. Apparently, I always dump so much shit on him the second he walks in the door that he needs a little peace between work and coming home to me. Ungrateful ass. FML

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Go long

By Ungrateful - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML

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By FangirlMess6 - 24/03/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML

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Clapped out

By Anonymous - 26/02/2025 03:00 - Czechia - Prague

Today, the door handle on my car broke. Now I have to roll down the window and use the outside handle to get out. Not only is this annoying, but my girlfriend gets irrationally angry every time, and rants about how trashy it looks. I can't fucking help that the handle broke, babe. FML

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You deserved it 142

By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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By Nappaflower02 - 20/02/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, six weeks post-partum, I asked my husband once again to help with the chores around the house. He got upset, threw my phone at me, and said, “Stop being inconsiderate, I just got home from work! Call your mom to help you or something! Shit!” and stormed out of the house. My mom passed last year; he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 146

SadisticPlatypi 6

Monday 11 November 2013 22:21

I guess it's your turn to yell at him.

isallwaysme 27

Monday 11 November 2013 22:22

but did you make an effort to remind him? or did you just sit there and watch him do the work before telling him to let you out?

Comments

vandeele 8

Tuesday 12 November 2013 11:28

What an asshat. talk about anger issues... might I suggest therapy?

lovelyohhmee 8

Tuesday 12 November 2013 11:29

Well now you know how he feels, messed up it had to be under those conditions.

jayleensmama 14

Tuesday 12 November 2013 12:27

I'm sorry, was the window broken as well? You couldn't roll the window down and open it yourself?

pixiemay 5

Tuesday 12 November 2013 13:28

why not get out the other door? seems you used the broken door as an excuse not to help.

Sathane 21

Tuesday 12 November 2013 15:36

Quick pro tip - It's not about the groceries. If he's complaining you're lazy, think about why he's thinking that. If he's got no basis for it, he's just an asshole.

memowgirl 10

Tuesday 12 November 2013 16:14

You couldn't roll down the window and open the door yourself?

DixieNormous007 4

Tuesday 12 November 2013 16:53

roll down the window

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 12 November 2013 16:53

That's when you climb out the drivers side and say your such an inconsiderate, thoughtless ass hat. And I I'm the one that regrets our marriage. Works both ways ********.