Money: Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen,... - FML

By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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Rowbin 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 3:21

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

unibrowicorn 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 3:21

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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funny_girly1 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 3:02

Sorry, I stole the ice cream. I left 25 bucks in the freezer so you can get some more.

athlete1990 4

Friday 14 October 2011 4:36

You definitely got robbed by a stoner.

davmen 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 1:10

Nooooo!!! Not the Ice Cream!!!!

trolololololol92 0

Friday 4 November 2011 0:09

A very fat asian stole your stuff

tacosaresexy 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:57

Oh my god the most terribliest thing about Thatt is the how Ben and jerrys got stolen , I wudnt cry about the tv, camera, laptop or external harddrive but I wud deffianly cry about my Ben and jerrys getting stolen!!!!

tommyfox 19

Tuesday 8 November 2011 15:41

Only in Oklahoma...

omggtfomi 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:12

I love phish food it's my favorite

Green_and_Spicy 7

Monday 12 December 2011 0:41

Not the ice-cream too! =(

javachip1shot 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 14:37

Well, that sucks... I love that ice cream!!

mr_bad_ass_ 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:30

No...not Ben and Jerry's too D:

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