Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I...

By RZ - 07/03/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML

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You deserved it 8 048

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2025 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend complained about our recent dry spell. I've been under a lot of stress at work, but I told her some things she could do to help. She decided a better idea was to scream that I don't care about her needs, and that I should never "burden her" with my problems. FML

I agree, your life sucks 403

You deserved it 139

Disconnected

By Nothing for me? - 09/02/2023 00:00

Today, after realizing just how stressful my week is going to be, I gave my girlfriend a massage, hoping for some stress relieving sex. I rubbed her for 30 minutes, then she said that she didn't feel "connected" with me and went to sleep. Isn't the point of sex to connect? FML

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You deserved it 1 606

In the mood

By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wanted to break a recent dry spell brought on my sickness, stress, and a death in the family. She asked me for sex, but I’m too stressed out even to consider it. Looks like the dry spell is extended indefinitely and it’s all my fault. I’m a shitty boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 347

You deserved it 433

Realistic

By IBleedArbor - 16/02/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "No that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 324

You deserved it 5 039

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 922

You deserved it 5 746

Help!

By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 19:58

Today, our boss nicely asked if we were stressed. Before I could answer in the affirmative and ask for help, my colleague replied, “Stress is for the weak!” She was serious. FML

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You deserved it 140

Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 252

You deserved it 5 978

Extreme response

By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

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You deserved it 147

Frustrating

By Noname - 17/01/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 817

You deserved it 39 554

By housewiththinwalls - 10/10/2014 23:22 - Sweden

Today, after getting stressed out by my parents having a serious fight for hours, I'm now listening to their make-up sex. FML

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You deserved it 3 971

grannygruber 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:47

Haha! She is probably tired of hearing about all the wonderful things sex is good for. According to my husband blow jobs are a cure all for coughing, sore throats, colds, flu, aches & pains, and the list goes on and on.

moneybagz131 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:46

U got owned!

Comments

Minnesota_Chelse 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 18:16

Sounds like you need some new moves!

edub5 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 20:25

Help someone else relieve some stress then...

freakyguitarist 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 21:03

Say i heard making me a sandwich relieves alot of stress too

mrslyndib 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 22:28

Well it's no wonder. Women don't want to be seduced when they are stressed.

fml2510 2

Thursday 8 March 2012 23:59

Hahaha that's what u get!

Taymah49 7

Friday 9 March 2012 15:41

Time to find a new gf

nicolee820 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 1:21

Haha ooouuuccchhh

Akharr01 5

Saturday 10 March 2012 22:59

Like a boss

MusicallyGifted 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 6:08

Buy the trick a vibrator and dump her -_-

TheMystery13 13

Friday 6 April 2012 23:18

So add the stress of having nowhere to sleep tonight. Either that, or just start banging other women, including her friends. When she finds out, just tell her that you were trying to make her happy, since she likes stress. Then throw her out.