By username - 19/05/2015 06:45 - United Kingdom - Leatherhead

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML
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quickit 24

Try some new things out; ask her what she wants.

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DreadedSamurai 17

I think the yawning should be enough OP. FYL

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heffeinco 3

Well if she ever wants to truly enjoy it she might start to make suggestions. And if you want to get better at it and keep her you should take them.

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gintwinsmoore 20

Time for you to get the kamasutra.

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thewife5 19

Then she's not doing it right. I feel bad for you op. Fyl

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nkrueg 7

If she is bored spice it up!! show her the animal in you!!

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chef4money 12

Instead of a safe word, y'all should talk about ways to not bore her. She just may need certain things to feel pleasure and it will help both of you feel better if you can figure out what she likes. Don't take it personally, just try your best to find out what she likes.

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mosquito19 14

play with her cell phone if she gets bored.

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CharlesEmersonW 31

And she needs a safe word for . . . stop . . .basically . . . Can't she just say stop?

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Sobstory21 0

Sheesh that's pretty ****** up, is she cheating?

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