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By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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Dude, chill out

By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

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Nice of you

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States

Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By NoMoreMeatForAYear - 21/05/2014 21:23 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML

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Boozehound

By KamiAzaaaaaa - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML

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By TCRII - 19/01/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend came over, drank half a bottle of Jack Daniels and pissed in my sink. I broke up with her and went out with friends. I met a woman and brought her home to watch a movie. She drank a bottle of wine and puked on my couch. FML

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Frustration

By WhereIsIt? - 25/09/2020 22:01 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I came home from a nine-hour shift and all I want is to sit down with a glass of Baileys. I can't find the key to the liquor cabinet. FML

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Monday 5 November 2012 16:17

What a bitch.

Futacy 29

Monday 5 November 2012 16:21

"Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! EVERYBODY!!!"

Comments

pradip 26

Monday 5 November 2012 16:33

I think she emptied it down the sink. Learn to be sober with your gf. Or u will be punished by her mom

raraisbang 12

Monday 5 November 2012 18:01

14, I've noticed the majority of your comments are horrible and filled with negative assumptions.

hama806 19

Monday 5 November 2012 21:13

43-just wondering if you remember his comments or can you actually see what comments he's made? As for the FML, how did she smuggle 3 bottles of liquor without him noticing? No bulge in her handbag or clanging liquor bottles?

raraisbang 12

Monday 5 November 2012 22:01

He's posted on the last few FMLs I've read, and most of his comments come across as being negative toward OP or just plain rude/idiotic. I generally don't point things out, but after seeing so many of his comments with the same tone, I couldn't help myself. D:

Spongii101 12

Monday 5 November 2012 16:36

I love how after only a few hours with your mother-in-law you needed an alcoholic drink.

deegeebee 10

Monday 5 November 2012 22:10

Yes! That's exactly what I thought too XD

perdix 29

Monday 5 November 2012 16:36

Three bottles of liquor is a small price to pay for the right to **** her little girl's brains out.

loserman67 35

Monday 5 November 2012 16:39

Look at it this way, you're banging her daughter seven ways to Sunday, so she evened things up by grabbing some booze from you. If you're concerned she might do it again, buy good booze, refill the bottles with cheap booze, put them in the cabinet and hide the good stuff for you and your girlfriend. Problem solved...