By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 648
You deserved it 4 873

Same thing different taste

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this happened to me.......i know live in the UK

Name them Time, Patience and Time Patience Jr. She really needs them.

One of the few surefire relationship ruiners.

squirrelbutt 0

ah i had the same problem dude >.<

Alastrina_fml 20

Either tell her she needs to slow down, or you could break up with her. There's NO reason to sprint that fast through a relationship.