Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying...

By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 745

You deserved it 24 591

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 858

You deserved it 3 994

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 164

You deserved it 344

By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 166

You deserved it 5 578

That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 656

You deserved it 219

Knight

By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 245

You deserved it 1 929

By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 293

You deserved it 46 482

Get ready to rumble!

By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 381

You deserved it 34 421

By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 245

You deserved it 3 644

By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 243

You deserved it 20 519

Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 223

You deserved it 2 630

Blackmail111 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Atleast she swallows...

laurenzo16 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Kids says some funny stuff :)

Comments

Dead_Master 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:24

awww he sounds cute lock your door op:)

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:25

And later she'll be swallowing something else.

urmomsupstrs 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:08

not every girl swallows

mismonroe 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:11

How rude of them.

proxxX069069 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:27

xD haha tastes rather salty

BestOrginalName 22

Thursday 4 February 2016 19:05

^wtf

purdyphish 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:28

that little kid is a boss

mattmalin11 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:34

I honestly cannot think of a funny thing to tell you in this situation. And to the people saying YDI, why? It's not like they were having sex or anything. Absolutely nothing wrong with making out with your girlfriend.

CateXOX 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:52

I think people are voting YDI because they think OP should have made sure no one would walk in on them. I think those people shouldn't assume there was a way to prevent this sort of thing from happening. And you're right, there's nothing wrong with making out.

sandi315 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:17

no, they're called trolls. even if the fml was today, I spent 7 hours at the soup kitchen and$5000 on charity in my last few cancerous hours. I came home to a robbed house. FML ppl would still vote ydi

pianogirl12345 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:35

Haha my sister did that, cept she yelled "MOM, HURRY!!! THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER!!" lol

roger507 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:49

lol fake!!

porridge111 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:37

aww thats soooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!

monarchy123 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:40

Not that couples shouldn't make out but really? If you're young enough to live at home either be really careful or wait til you get somewhere private. I don't usually have a lot of sympathy for situations like this.