By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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You deserved it 96
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Alex_DeLarge 0

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

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sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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JiggleZ 5

wen i was six.. ii was sleping next to my cat.. hu just so happened to have an abcess on her paw.. she woke up.. saw me.. and scratched my entire face.. no scars though.. yay!!..

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a23b23x 0

revenge puke? seems like illustrations just make the fmls worse.

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N0remac 0

@mahree8mellos: I am the type of guy who says/types 'kitty'. And proud of it, too. So, ha!

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dabears554 0

Awful illustration. The cat scratched him.

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SilentParade 0

Yeah i have a scar from my cat too, from my ankle to my knee XDD my cat thought it would be funny to slide down my leg off of my lap like a tree -.-''

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bara_fml 0

this one is the dumbest fml i have ever heard... if THAT is an fml... my god i would hate to see anything worse happen to you besides semi skwooshing a stupid cat and getting it "angry"...

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floppytown 0

That cat looks like James Kochalka's cat, Spandy.

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