Money: Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting... - FML

By notinthebutt - 14/06/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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By Alexxicks - 05/03/2020 12:02

Today, I was asked a security question by my bank's app when I tried using it after a year. After two to three wrong attempts, I got it correct with the answer, "Myself." The question was, "Who was your childhood friend?" FML

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By Terry J - 13/11/2024 14:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML

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By Billy - 10/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to log in to my bank account but couldn’t remember the password. I clicked "Forgot Password?" and it asked me for the security question: “What is your pet’s name?” I've had several pets since I created the account, and forgot where I had updated it. Now I’m locked out of my bank account, with no idea who I am anymore. FML

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Love you Mom

By Anonymous - 31/07/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I tried to log into my bank account online but forgot my password. When I hit “Forgot password?” the security question asked, “What’s your mother’s maiden name?” I put it in and it said, “Incorrect.” It turns out that I've been misspelling it wrong for years and never noticed, despite my mom dying last year. FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By T.S. - 30/09/2010 14:07 - Australia

Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was "What is your favorite activity?" The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was "Drinking." FML

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By nhanley1 - 02/04/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML

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By selmar wick - 03/12/2021 05:01 - Angola

Today, my bank sent me a message, saying that they'd disabled my account. To reactivate it, I need the account number, and I can't find it. FML

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By BoCoMoGal - 13/05/2017 04:00

Today, my phone reset, wiping the touch ID on my credit card. I can't remember the password so I'm locked out. I tried "Forgot password", but you need to have the physical card. The card is tucked away in the bank lock box. The key to the lock box is packed in one of the 150 boxes we have prepped to move. FML

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The golden child

By Anonymous - 27/08/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML

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kathii01 20

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:02

lol that's funny! YDI for making that song your security q & a

demolitionloverf 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 23:00

hahaja

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krez 20

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:25

I made mine "Do you want to have wild monkey sex with me?" and the answer "Let me speak to your manager!" Unfortunately I never forget a password.

berryblue 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:28

at least its a catchy song maybe it was stuck in there head the rest of the day

haileerenee14 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:34

my boyfriend likes to say that!!!

rroxie124 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:40

Wow.that's funny.

jlperry31 10

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:50

vgsbg

bradykutz 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:53

hahahaha that's awesome

Shadow4i5 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:58

well thats a sucky password cuz I think anyone culd have guessed the password lol

allitaylor 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:00

oh yeaa!

MRukkus 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:02

HAHAH your so dunny

Ivana0707 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:04

haha that's hilarious!

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