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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 23:40

Today my Dad yelled at me for not separating the lights from the darks in the washer... he has pushed laundry onto me and my sister because "We need to learn to help out in this house because you live in it" meanwhile all he does is play his guitar and listen to his records at full volume. FML

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peithecelt 28

Tuesday 14 July 2020 9:11

I'm sure the bills pay themselves, and you handle the food costs, right?

millsjoshua949 12

Sunday 9 August 2020 4:27

And I'm assuming he's the one that pays the bills. ydi

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peithecelt 28

Tuesday 14 July 2020 9:11

I'm sure the bills pay themselves, and you handle the food costs, right?

millsjoshua949 12

Sunday 9 August 2020 4:27

And I'm assuming he's the one that pays the bills. ydi

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