Animals: Today, my cat got stuck under the dishwasher. After getting her... - FML

By Joy - 05/11/2018 10:30 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my cat got stuck under the dishwasher. After getting her out, I put her in the washroom to prevent her from bugging me while I closed off the bottom of the dishwasher so she can't get stuck again. She locked herself in the washroom by opening the drawer directly behind the door. FML

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two2blue 28

Monday 5 November 2018 18:08

I had to bust down a door when one of my cats did that drawer trick in the bathroom! That is a design fail for sure.

WHSKitty4ever 23

Tuesday 6 November 2018 13:40

You obviously hate cats…

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two2blue 28

Monday 5 November 2018 18:08

I had to bust down a door when one of my cats did that drawer trick in the bathroom! That is a design fail for sure.

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 5 November 2018 23:07

So you now no longer need to buy cat food or kitty litter. I don't see the problem..... ;-)

WHSKitty4ever 23

Tuesday 6 November 2018 13:40

You obviously hate cats…

Deadputz57 4

Monday 5 November 2018 23:14

Looks like you're not getting any pussy anytime soon.

TheBlueBee 9

Monday 5 November 2018 23:35

Then let go of the cat, and get a mans best friend, dog.

demix_fml 32

Monday 12 November 2018 11:59

This kitty has skills 😂

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