Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting...

By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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To the end

By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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Turn off

By no no no - 21/03/2023 02:00

Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML

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By Tee - 11/12/2009 09:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

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qr_fml 21

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:32

Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex

Ambient25 24

Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:26

I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...

Comments

EffUrEll 8

Wednesday 1 May 2013 3:49

That is messed up! How can you be that old and not have seen every episode of DragonBall Z yet?!

notsosweetgrl 7

Wednesday 1 May 2013 4:21

I mean I used to watch that show all the time but come on it is never that serious lol no bueno

trick74 2

Wednesday 1 May 2013 4:23

Dump him

DDCA 24

Wednesday 1 May 2013 4:36

You should have done it doggy-style so you could both watch X-files.

tbenson0628 14

Wednesday 1 May 2013 4:50

Lol damn. Well id probably stop doing the bj to watch it too! gotta live me some DBZ.

finch01 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 5:02

well his balls will have no fun. maybe u should be better at ********

Jharrist89 12

Wednesday 1 May 2013 5:15

How can this even be possible! He needs help Lmao!

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 1 May 2013 5:22

How did this Fml pass moderation?

pufffreak 13

Wednesday 1 May 2013 5:37

I dump anyone over dragon ball z.....just kidding..he's got his mind in another world

pattayarick 8

Wednesday 1 May 2013 6:12

You put the 2&1 in the wrong order

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